And the winner is....

Long day of taking girls to RenFest and suchlike, and lots of mechanical things, like cell phones and car chargers and iPods and cars deciding to misbehave. Not to mention that the kitten managed to turn this computer into something that only typed in Japanese.

And having fixed all those things, I need to sleep, so this is just a hasty post to say that you are an amazingly inventive lot, and while freeze-drying, lacquering or any of the other demonic tomato-based suggestions were really good, the overwhelming vote is for...

Demonic Salsa.

We'll figure out the details tomorrow.

Good night.