Two of them are me and the tomato in question. One is the kitten, planning total world domination. I shall leave it to you to figure out which is which.
Frankly, I like to think that I could be the Paul Newman of Satanic Salsas.
Or, failing that, at least the Tony the Tiger of Satanic Salsas.
Having said that, of course, I think that, in their hunt for the face of Satanic Salsa, most focus groups would pick the kitten...