It's just after three in the morning and my dog has been sprayed by a skunk.
This is not a dog who likes being washed at the best of times, and three in the morning is not the best of times.
So here's a link to the Moth event: http://www.pen.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/1340/prmID/1412. I'm the last one. They're all fun and interesting, all unwritten, unmemorised, spoken narratives performed before an audience. And if you only listen to one other, you should listen to Edgar's.
Now I'm going to wash a dog now, with peroxide and baking soda and soap...
Pray for me.