In which our author is a bit of a wet blanket

You know, just for the record, and I hate to spoil anyone's fun, but no,
http://www.myspace.com/neilgaiman
has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm not writing the blog there either. (And a note to any future would-be me-impersonators: Please work on your spelling. "hygene?" "deticated?" "assumtion?" And, for obvious reasons, I can't ever imagine describing myself as a red-blooded American...)

[Edit to add that it seems to have vanished now. Oh well. Thanks to everyone who wrote to let me know that it wasn't me, and to Amy and Maure who got there first.]