In the meantime I signed lots of things, and have decided that the people of Singapore I've encountered so far are, on the whole, friendly, funny, smart, literate, culturally diverse, and extremely keen on making sure I've eaten. Eaten lots, and eaten well and eaten locally. (And incidentally, you have to try some of this. I've given you a bag of it for later.)
It's a bit of a marathon, but the people are making it fun.