Er. Lorraine Bowen has a website, and you can listen to seventeen seconds of the crumble song on it. ("Everybody's good at cooking something/ and I'm good at cooking crumble/ in fact I've got one in the oven/ would you like some? " she sings, in possibly the only song about crumble in the whole world. She also has a recipe.)
A few FAQ messages coming in asking me to put something up about the Bloggies, which are at http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=awards2003. In a perfect world all the awards will be divided equally between Sam Pepys and Teresa Nielsen Hayden.