I post it without comment, but with a wry grin
Hello everybody around the world, this is Holly. Some people think that my father is smart, a good writer perhaps. But the truth of the matter is that he would be nobody without his amazing daughter to give him ideas and to tell him what jobs he should and should not take. I mean, what would he do without me? So really, it all comes back to me, and how wonderful I am. My father once said that I will make myself famous. But in my opinion, I already am, seeing as it is because of me that he has been such a wonderful success. So what we are to conclude from this, is that what my father has to be thankful for is me! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and a happy day.