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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Before you set out for the comic store

This came in and is helpful...

Because people probably want official word...

Before the wailing and gnashing of teeth begins en masse, I thought I'd let you know that my local comic book store has informed me the new release date for 1602 #8 is April 14. That made it a disappointing trip today to the comic book store for me (and possibly others).

Deborah


I've not heard anything officially from Marvel on this, but I'll assume it's correct (surprised it's two weeks away). Thanks so much.

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And you probably didn't know that material from Oprah is too salacious, lubricious, and rude to be rebroadcast by Howard Stern. Apparently, it is.

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Hi Neil.
In the May issue of the British mag Bizarre there is an article about Harry Stephen Keeler. In it you are listed as a fan of his as well as the author of The Matrix and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.I know you have a link to the Matrix (wrote a short story??) but the League?


Obviously Bizarre have discovered that all British comics writers are aspects of the same creature, something that the Alan-unit, Grant-unit, Neil-unit, Milligan-unit and other parts of this semiautonomous writing entity have tried to keep hidden for years. Now, alas the secret is out. We shall procede to activate the closing down sequence...

Anyway, I've no connection with the League, other than reading and enjoying it, and my Matrix connection is just one short story, "Goliath", on their website, written before the release of the first film. But I am a fan of Harry Stephen Keeler...

So no change there, then.

Well, on the good side, I would appear to be the next President of the USA at Presidential Deathmatch 2004. On the downside, I have Lord Havelock Vetinari as my Vice-President, Terry Pratchett's Patrician. Which means that my main function as President of the USA would be to think I'm in charge, be a prime assassination target and the butt of the anger of the crowds, while my Vice-President actually runs the country, dictates foreign policy, and keeps me in office (and alive) as long as I'm useful to him...

Includes your actual philosophical French

Flew home yesterday. Pleasantly surprised to discover that I had an aunt on the same plane (she was on her way to Miami, changing in Minneapolis) and it was her birthday. Then, off the plane, Maddy and I went to Hair Police and got our hair cut, and home.

A ponder about yesterday's Round the Horne post: Brian Cooke made a comment in the Round the Horne -- Revisited programme, about the Julian and Sandy characters, to the effect that "what we laugh at, we aren't frightened of" (some of his programme notes are in this Guardian article, but not that comment). Which, on the plane home, suddenly crystallised my problem with the shape of the material in the "Revisited" show.

On the original Feldman-Took show, we mostly aren't laughing at Julian and Sandy, although, as Feldman and Took commented, they rapidly became the showstoppers, and we're certainly not laughing at them because they're homosexual. Much of the humour in the Jules and Sand material comes from the knowledge that, on the contrary, they're laughing at us. The parlare/polari they talk is a cant whose function is not to be understood by those not part of the cognoscenti, a theatrical slang adopted by the gay underground at a time when male homosexual acts were imprisonable offences in the UK. One can be fairly certain that Sandy isn't talking about piano-playing when he tells you that Julian is "a miracle of dexterity on the cottage upright", and that Kenneth Horne (and most of us listening) are missing the significance of much of the conversation. It's transgressive humour that majority of the audience is not actually supposed to get. They know it's funny. They don't know how funny. (And it's radio comedy -- you can't stare at it until it makes sense.)

The web being the web, you're only a google away from most of what you need. So here's an extract from a Julian and Sandy conversation to try to show you what I mean. (The boys took on different jobs each week. This week, they seem to be the Carnaby Street foxhunt...)

HORNE: Hello - is there anybody there?

JULIAN: Yoicks, tally-ho, ducky!

SANDY: We are your actual Carnaby Hunt. Jule's MFH - I'm the Whipper In.

HORNE: And very nice you look, too. How many of you are there in the hunt?

JULIAN: Just Sand and me so far.

SANDY: And, of course, Reynard.

HORNE: The fox?

SANDY: No, ducky. Reynard La Spoon, the choreographer - he's a close personal, ent he, Jule?

JULIAN: An intime - you'll get on well with him. He's your type - all butch.

SANDY: But questing. You must have seen his work. He does fantastic things on the television.

JULIAN: You know, they all come trolling on in form-hugging black and do evocative things with chairs and ladders and planks of wood. He once done something with a bentwood chair that made Robert Helpman's eyes stand out like organ stops.

SANDY: It was his own fault for standing so close.'Course Reynard's classical trained.

JULIAN: Oh, yes. He's got your full classical.

SANDY: Started in John Cranko's Nutcracker and worked his way up.

JULIAN: He supported Dame Margot's Sleeping Beauty when Nureyev backed out.

HORNE: And he's the only other member of the hunt, is he?

SANDY: So far - but we're hoping to attract your show business clientele.

HORNE: And where do you hunt from?

JULIAN: Oh, here - in Carnaby Street.

HORNE: There can't be many foxes in Carnaby Street.

JULIAN: No. Not foxes. There's not what you could call a plethora of foxes round here, but you still have the thrill of the chase.

HORNE: The chase? But what can you find to chase in Carnaby Street?

SANDY: He's very jejune, isn't he, Jules?

JULIAN: It's a quality I admire in him. Would that I still had it. (Sighs) 'Ou sont les neiges d'antan', Mr. Horne -

SANDY: That's your actual philosophical French. Still, don't brood, Jule, you'll get lines.


You can read more of the sketches at http://www.fabe.co.uk/page6.htm

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And changing the subject about as much as it can possibly be changed...

I just thought you might like this. It's really spooky and very real. The best photos are at the end. http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/

Regards,
Mia


And I was fascinated, chilled. Without the photographs it would be like reading a piece of post-apocalyptic 60s or 70s SF. With the photos, it manages to become a journey into hell that I wanted to go on too. Real life sense of wonder.

Go read it. If it's crashed because too many of you are going to look at it, put it off a day or so and then check again.

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Over at the Mumpsimus, Matthew Cheney talks about teaching (and reading) my short story "Bitter Grounds". (It's in Nalo Hopkinson's uniformly excellent anthology Mojo: Conjure Stories, and will also be reprinted in one of the upcoming Year's Best Collections, but I don't actually remember which one, which as I type it I realise sounds like bragging and is actually merely incompetence combined with jet-lag. The three stories from last year, "Study in Emerald", "Closing Time" and "Bitter Grounds" have been taken by about five different upcoming Year's Best anthologies and I've completely lost track of which story is in which book. But am very happy about them all being republished.)

Sometimes short stories can be a balancing act -- there's a joy to writing something that doesn't give everything up on first reading, but you still want to give people enough on first reading to have enjoyed themselves. Gene Wolfe's definition of good literature as that which can be read with pleasure by an educated reader on first reading, and re-read with increased pleasure comes to mind. I suspect that my ideal reader for "Bitter Grounds" reads it once, goes "hmph..." and then, a week or so later, with the story sort of itching in the back of her head, goes back to read it again, and finds that it's topographically reconfigured into a completely different story.

Monday, March 29, 2004

Oh, gruntfuttocks...

Saw "Round the Horne -- Revisited" at the Venue theatre this evening, which, from the reviews, I was very much looking forward to. It was all faintly depressing: competently performed, but... well, I love Marty Feldman and Barry Took's Round the Horne radio show, broadcast between 1965 and 67, and I really don't much care for what I've heard of the final 1968 season, written by Took and Mortimer & Cooke. The show was assembled from material from the whole series by Brian Cooke, the only one of the original writers still alive, and it feels sort of lifeless and final seasony (which is sad: he has the whole of Round the Horne at his disposal). The audience consisted mostly of people older than me, who remembered the show from the first time around, with a smattering of gay male couples there probably because the Jules and Sand characters have achieved Iconic cult status. ("I'm a cult," Kenneth Williams said to me, in 1985. "I'm an enormous cult. People stop in the street and point to me and say look, it's that cult from the television.")

Still I was pleased by how visual people talking in front of microphones is, which bodes well for my not-the-life-of-Jack-Benny play, if I ever finish it.


Yet another FAQ message that is not at all a question but a sincere thank you. Thank you for posting the American dates of Thea's tour! Thanks to you I had the wonderful pleasure of seeing her when she played Eddie's Attic in Atlanta. You should also admonish all readers who did/do not catch a tour date of hers. They missed/are going to miss out on an absolutely wonderful show! She really is an amazing performer. I also got two of her currently not available in the US albums for $25. Last I checked they were going for about $30 a piece on/at Amazon and Tower Records. So, again, thank you! Thank you! Disappointed you weren't there (also noticed no mention of seeing her-- sorry you didn't/won't get to!), but I think the other two English guys sort of made up for it. Nigel Stonier is quite possibly the tallest extremely nice and skinny man I have ever met. And he has your hair. You might want to ask for it back. Sorry for all the forward slashes; I was trying to take into account all eventualities.


It's been really good to hear from all the people who went to see Thea. I was pleased that many of you went out, and sorry that more people didn't. Still, it's obvious that the ones who did got something very special and personal... (Here's Ryan's adventure.)

So, for those of you reading this in the New York area, she'll be performing the last gig of the tour on Wednesday at Joe's Pub 425 Lafayette Street, 212) 539-8778, at 7:30pm. Go and see her. If you tell her you heard about the gig from this journal she'll give you a signed postcard. Promise. Tell her and Nigel I said Hi. Go on. You know you want to.

Hi Neil, if you see this, or at least hi Julia --

Just a note to say that Neil Gaiman's Journal is today's Feedster Feed of the Day. ("Feed of the Day" is a service we do for Feedster users, pointing them toward a new or timely or under-appreciated or just plain unexpected RSS feed.)

I'll vote for you over Captain Jack Sparrow any day--even if he wrote novels, he's probably too stoned to blog them. I also love your Journal's fun opulent look--none of that fake-amateur sparseness, or what the heck are graphic designers for?

Hoping many click through to enjoy your work,
Betsy


Hurrah.

Follow-up to the dragon in a jar story from earlier this year...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/3576987.stm

Good thing you didn't need to do this. We'd have had sleeping sickness
cropping up in the early 20th Century, and echoes of Baghdad being
destroyed.

Oh. Hang on. Is there something you're not telling us?

Tom


Good lord, he said extremely drily, about the dragon. Who would ever have believed it?

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The deadline being upon me, I wrote down a true story this morning, an anecdote from my schooldays, for Jon Scieszka's Guys Read project, for a fundraising book, and sent it off to him. His reply reads...

Neil,

This is perfect -- naked ladies, candy, and corporal punishment. All wrapped up in one cautionary tale. What could be more guy?

Thanks again for helping out. I'll keep you updated on the latest.

Jon


As for where you can read the true story of me (aged 11) itself, naked ladies, golden-glass-toffee, and corporal punishment included, as soon as I have the details of Jon's book I'll post them here.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

Good lord

Neil,

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you're very close to becoming the next president of the United States.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/useless_caucus/


~Amandakin


"Very close.... if you and Terry can just beat Captain Jack Sparrow," you mean?

Sleeping the weekend away

Sorry about the radio silence... not sure if I was sick or just tired (I think probably the latter) - I was working solidly from the moment my plane landed, and when the weekend happened I just sort of went to sleep for most of it. Yesterday afternoon I woke and went for a long walk across town, to check out the British Museum Great Court, and to see what they'd done to the Reading Room. I found myself very nostalgic for the Reading Room of old (remembering, among other things, the old Indian man with the purple woollen scarf, who would come in in the morning, order his books, then doze until closing time) but really appreciating the court, and glad they had kept the feeling of what the Reading Room was, except, of course, for the atmosphere of hush. (I like hush in reading rooms.) There's a wonderful bookshop in the courtyard as well.

Anyway, the Wolves in the Walls theatre work has been excellent, except that I'm going to be writing more of it than I'd planned on going in, when I'd assumed someone else was going to be doing all that. And now, after a week, it's become pretty obvious the someone is going to be me. But I really like my collaborators, and I think it will be a really cool project: an opera for children, that would do for children's opera what something like JERRY SPRINGER THE OPERA did for the adult breed.

I've seen more of the Mirrormask film. Each thing I see is more amazing than the last, but it's been very hard on Dave McKean, who had assumed he'd be working on it three days a week, and approving stuff done by other people, and who has instead been working on it five to seven days a week, until quite late each night. (The sphinxes, small winged cats with human faces, which I was worried would seem too cute and not menacing enough, are absolutely terrifying.)

The hardest part of Mirrormask is simply the budget. No-one will ever believe what Dave's done for the money, after seeing the film. On the other hand, if he'd had more money to do it, he would have got a lot more sleep over the last six months.

Let's see -- very behind in posting things: http://wheoum.com/openbook/1pagers/vertigo.html is the secret origin of Vertigo. And it's funny.

Hello Neil!
This is less of a question and more of a request-- I have a website about American Gods (http://frowl.org/gods/) which attempts to list all of the gods and mythological beings in the book, and I get a lot of wonderful people emailing me with additions and corrections. (Lots more since you posted the link on your blog awhile back, so thank you for that!) I had been saving a bunch of these emails to reply to them when I had time to give a decent reply, i.e. Spring Break. Unfortunately, I use webmail, and some random server crash erased all my saved emails. I'm hoping that if you post this on your blog, these people will see this and email me again, rather than continue their lives believing that I have chosen to ignore their messages. Also, I did update the site rather a lot, including a section that I think is kinda neat, with maps that (attempt to) document Shadow's travels.
So anyway, thanks very much if you could pass that along! (And if not, well, I imagine they'll all get over their unanswered emails :) )
Have a lovely day/evening/whenever!

Renata




Consider it passed along: E-mail Renata with your annotatory information on Gods...

Not a question, but a link: http://www.charitablerecycling.com is an amazing cell phone recycling program which takes cell phones of all ages and models from voulenteers. If the phone can be refurbished, it is given to women's shelters for battered women to make emergency phone calls on, or loaned to people on organ waiting lists. If the phone is so badly worn that it cannot be saved, it is recycled in the most environmentally friendly manner possible. Since I'm willing to bet a lot of your readers are techies like myself, they probably have a great many cell parts lying about. This would be a great opportunity to do some spring cleaning, and help a worthy cause.

Shalene Shimer


Thanks.

Is American Gods appropiate for 12 year olds? My son is 12 and he wants to read your book. What do you think?

I think that it's probably not appropriate for the generality of 12 year olds, but that it would also depend on the twelve year old in question. There may be some smart, literate 12 year olds for whom it would be the book they're desperately looking for.

I've always considered myself lucky in having parents who never minded what I read, which meant that I would sometimes get into trouble at school for reading things that the school considered inappropriate, but also meant that at the age of 12 I was perfectly happy to try and decode things like Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius or Karl Glogauer books, which are books that today I wouldn't hand to most 12 year olds.

Kids tend to be pretty good about dealing with books they aren't ready for yet. They start them, then decide they're boring, and put them down.

If I were the parent to a 12 year old who wanted to read all 600 pages of American Gods, I'd probably let him or her read it, but suggest that if there were bits he had questions about that he come to me and ask. And possibly suggest that he start with books like Stardust, or Neverwhere...

Howdy,

I just read a rather amusing column by Dwayne McDuffie at http://homepage.mac.com/dmcduffie/site/BTYB10.html, where he describes his mortification on discovering that Justice Clarence Thomas was a major fan of one of his comic books. This is more of a testament to the quality of the comic than any sort of insult towards Justice Thomas, but I digress.

Have you ever been completely moritifed (or, if you're too much of a gentleman to essentially tell a fan you hate him/her, even just pleasantly surprised) to discover somebody reasonably famous was a fan of your work?

-- Ed


I'd heard Dwayne's Clarence Thomas story before, from Martha Thomases when she was DC's PR, but it's funnier from Dwayne...

I don't think I've ever been mortified, no. I've never assumed or wanted anyone reading my fiction to think the same as me, and tend to believe that the magic of fiction is the magic of getting to experience what it is to be human, and to share that with people with whom you have nothing in common, personally or politically or culturally.

I would probably be mortified if someone tried to use my fiction as a justification for doing something I regarded as monstrous. But then, lone gun nuts tend to be fans of The Catcher in the Rye and many serial killers were big readers of the Bible. And, to the best of my knowledge, no Supreme Court Justices have yet been caught indexing their Sandmans looking for quotes.

I get a huge thrill when I learn that people who I admire are fans of mine -- Philip Pullman coming up to me last year to tell me he liked my fiction made my week, but that's because I'm a fan of his. The famousness thing on the other hand, being told "Hey, famous person X is a huge fan of yours" tends to make me go "Oh, that's nice" and then forget all about it. Partly because it doesn't seem very real, and partly because readership is a democracy.

(Lenny got mentioned in the last post because he'd specifically mentioned a photo for the journal, he was dressed as Beyonce Knowles in a Guinness factory, and because we've been working together for well over a decade now -- Neverwhere was Lenny's baby. Mostly, famous people I just sort of know don't get mentioned here, for fear of this blog turning into Andy Warhol's diaries.)


Lots and lots of recent FAQs asking more or less the same thing, of which this is an example:

Hello Neil.Just wanted to ask(although I'm pretty sure lots of other people have already asked), is there a chance you'd read a story of mine(which i promise isn't about vampires ala anne rice or a fantasy rip-off) and tell me what you thinked about it(in a couple of words)?

I guess the short answer is no.

The long answer is:

1) I don't have time. I might have time to read your very short thing. I don't have time to read all the things I'd have to read for everyone else out there who also wants me to read their story or poem, if I said yes. I used to read things, and send back helpful postcards, but there was more time in the world in those days, and golden statues sang like men (or did I simply dream that bit?).

2) Last year I had someone accusing me of stealing story ideas for one of the DESPAIR stories from letters she'd written, and she only calmed down when I pointed out that the story in question was based on a true local story, and offered to send the newspaper clippings to prove it. Up until then I'd been kind of blase about this thing of people claiming you'd stolen their ideas for your stories. Now I've become much more wary. I realised that people really could get upset, thinking I'd stolen their ideas, and became much less willing to read things that people had written.

Right. I'm now awake... off into the day (well, evening).

Thursday, March 25, 2004

The snapshot that wasn't.

"We need our photo taken together," said Lenny. "You can stick it up on that journal thing of yours."

Unfortunately, or fortunately, the make-up lady's camera chose that moment to stop working, so I'm not posting a photo here of me and Lenny Henry. He was filming, for his new TV show, a rock video sequence in which he plays, er, Beyonce Knowles.

We were in a Guinness Brewery, and the air was filled with the smell of Guinness ingredients cooking.

I've known Lenny for many, many years. He's about six foot three, heterosexual, and normally wears nothing more extreme than occasional eye-dazzling Oswald Boateng suits. Seeing him in full Beyonce make-up and wig, not to mention padding, expressing his female side, was one of the oddest things that happened today. There were other odd things that happened today, but that was the oddest. It's going to be a very funny video...

A good day's WOLVES work, too.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

putting wolves into your walls...

It's all going incredibly well.

I'm afraid this is going to have to be very brief as I need sleep: yesterday, arrived in UK, met Steve Jones and signed lots of bookplates for him for his Dark Delicacies signing of the new edition of the Mammoth Book of Vampires (or possibly the Vampire Book of Mammoths), then first meeting with Julian Crouch (designer/director), Vicky Featherstone (director) and Nick Powell (music), then up to Hourglass Films to see Mirrormask footage, and then a working dinner with Dave McKean, who was going to be shooting his pick-up shots at Pinewood today, so we went over the script for all the dialogue that had to be shot and got it all exactly right. Today was more Julian, Vicky and and Nick, which included a trip to look at scary doll's houses at the Museum of Childhood, and then we all went to see Kiki and Herb (not to mention Stephin Merritt and Claudia Gonson).

No time to answer questions, so here are a couple of quick things ---

I am almost certain you will have seen this or been sent it a million times, however, the Guardian has an article (http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,7792,1176710,00.html) about a town in California that fell for the dihydrogen monoxide joke and promptly banned it.

and this from John Innes...

Hi Neil,

Journal readers might be interested in the snapshot of book and CD recommendations that you gave me when we talked before your signing in London. Yours along with those for Alastair Campbell, Bill Bailey, Daniel Lanois, Gerry Anderson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Johnny Marr, Ravi Shankar and Tony Bennett (among many many more) can be found at....

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/wom/index.php

All the best,

John


and Ricky Gervais, Rob Brydon, Robert Plant etc etc... what an astonishing list of people...

Monday, March 22, 2004

I really ought to post this and get on with printing out my boarding card...

Sorry to have confused any of you by last night's late-night-post (memo to self: get new head). I'm going to the UK for a week to work with various suspicious characters on the Wolves in the Walls theatrical adaptation. No, there won't be any signings or appearances, unless you happen coincidentally to be standing next to me in a bookshop or behind me in the line for the tube, and ask nicely.

Neil,
Saw Thea Gilmore last night in Chicago. She was terrific! And I got a signed postcard! Thanks so much for recommending her. It was a great show!

Mary Roane


Argh! I meant to remind everyone last week that Thea was touring, and forgot completely. So, the Thea Gilmore US gigs remaining are:

Monday March 22nd 2004 One Trick Pony, Grand Rapids, MI 616 459 4788

(According to the link, this gig is FREE. It's also tonight. Mention that you read about it on this blog and you get a signed Thea postcard.)

Thursday March 25th 2004 Club Cafe, Pittsburgh 412 683 5363

Friday, March 26th 2004 Skippers Smokehouse ? Tampa FL USA 813 238 8001

Saturday March 27th 2004 Eddies Attic, Decatur, Nr Atlanta GA404 377 4976

Wednesday March 31st 2004 Joe's Pub, New York 212 625 3750
If you get a chance, go: she's amazing.


Did you know that your journal is listed in Technorati's top 100 Twice? You are at #58 and at #80. It is at http://beta.technorati.com/cosmos/top100.html. If you don't know what I'm talking about Technorati is a blog ranking system.


I did know, yes. It's something to do with the vaguely non-standard way this blog was originally set up, so we were appearing falsely lower than we really are, because Technorati wasn't noticing when people linked to permalinks. Kevin Marks at Technorati helpfully did some twiddling, and so did Sunil at authors on the web, to enable the journal to show up more accurately further up the list, but it also shows up in its original position. Pretty soon I expect it'll just have one entry.

Kevin is also responsible for sending me this link to a story from the SUN, made strangely less grisly rather than more by their editorial decision to show you lots of pictures of black widows and termites just like the ones that killed the unfortunate gentleman in Dusseldorf.

Hi Neil,

I just read the Guardian article about Dasani that you posted on your journal. If you look at the ingredients on a bottle of Dasani, they list "water" and "salt". They actually put salt in the water to make you thirstier! After I found this out I stopped drinking Dasani, but this article will ensure that I will never drink it again. Yuck!

Love the journal,
Elizabeth



You know, if you google Dasani ingredients you wind up at http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/dasani/facts.asp and discover that she's right (although I suspect that the salts are added to make it taste like it hasn't just come out of a reverse osmosis filter, rather than to make you thirsty enough to consume more or their product). It doesn't mention the bromides or the bromates that caused the UK recall of Dasani, though: I wonder if they're UK specific, or just omitted.

From Mark Evanier's blog I wound up watching Dennis Miller not bothering to interview Eric Alterman; it's a really sad little bit of television. It's the kind of TV that you only get when nobody's watching, and the host knows that no-one's watching and no-one cares. It's not about politics, just about professionalism, and the impression one gets from the clip is that Miller has simply given up.

Neil:

Having been on both sides of the writer-fence, does this article ring true for you?

http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2004/03/22/midlist/



Ring true in the sense of "did it really happen, or does the person writing it believe it happened"? Sure. Ring true in the sense of "is this what it's like?" Well, not for me, but I've been extremely lucky -- partly because most of my publishing horror stories happened early in my career, and partly because I've had, since 1987, a lot of readers, who have come with me to at least check out what I was doing next, most of whom have realised they're under no obligation to like everything I've written. Again, I'm lucky: my books are in print, and new people are finding and reading my novels and graphic novels all the time, so I'm not really worried that even if the book I'm currently writing is really awful and everyone hates it and no-one buys it and I wind up a pitiable and discredited laughing stock for even having tried to write it that that will mean the end of my career, because people will (I suspect) still read Sandman and Neverwhere and Stardust and Smoke & Mirrors and American Gods... And the book after that will be different anyway.

But I think that Jessa at Bookslut has the most sensible take on it: as she points out, this is not an author with sound commercial instincts. If "Jane Austen Doe" (who also doesn't have the best instinct for picking catchy pseudonyms) was slightly more savvy she would have published the article under her own name, so that curious people could click on Amazon links and such and actually buy some of "Jane Doe's" books. (Seeing that she considers herself blacklisted by half of the New York publishing world, putting out the article under her own name couldn't have made matters worse.)

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I recently recommended http://www.uni.edu/~gotera/CraftOfPoetry/ to a nephew who has started to write poetry, and thought I should pass it along. Lots of meat there, and wisdom, and information, elegantly compressed. It's the sort of website that makes you want to go and write a Sestina, and that can't be bad.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

the way the future wasn't

I think what I find oddest about this article in the Guardian is how old-fashioned it feels. It's like stumbling across an article about how flying cars and jetpacks are starting to get really popular, or how the Martian landers have discovered, not just evidence of traces of prehistoric water, but mirror-surfaced formal canals. It's an artefact from an Asimov future that somehow wound up in the strange Dick-and-Ballard construct we currently inhabit.

The system is based on the work of Professor Stephen Hawking, author of A Brief History of Time, who argued that such was the ability of computers to digest information and come to conclusions about future behaviour that, given enough computer power and data, human judgments could be predicted.

You see, that's scientists for you. Just as you think they're really spending all their time reviewing curry houses, they pull a Hari Seldon.

Hi Neil,

Just a heads-up for those of us in the not-so-frozen north,
Magnetic Fields will be at the Pantages Theatre, 710 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis on Thursday, June 24. Showtime is 7:30. If you don't want to pay the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge, tickets are also available at the State Theatre boxoffice, the Electric Fetus or Let It Be records. Tickets on sale 3/24 at 10:00 a.m.
I really loved what Alan Moore had to say about Julie Schwartz...we should all be so lucky to live a life so well, or to know someone who has. Thanks for sharing it.

Mary Zieska


Consider it mentioned. I think I'm probably going to be their support act for that gig, as well, if the timing can work out.

To the UK tomorrow, for a week of WOLVES IN THE WALLS...