Every now and again, you read the news and wonder about the bits they leave out. I mean, when a man robs a bank disguised as a tree, and according to the Associated Press, "He really went out on a limb," police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday. There has to have been more to the police briefing than that. Probably at least a "We hope this will teach him to leaf banks alone," a "He had to bough before the might of the law," and "It was like an episode of Copse". The public has a right to know.
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