Unlikely but true conversations
Today's unlikely but true conversation:
"What's that noise?" said Matthew.
"Er, a plane?" I suggested.
"I think it's pipes," said Jane. "Something in the pipes."
Matthew looked out of the window doubtfully. "Oh, it's okay," he said, relieved. "It's just a man with a flamethrower."
"What's that noise?" said Matthew.
"Er, a plane?" I suggested.
"I think it's pipes," said Jane. "Something in the pipes."
Matthew looked out of the window doubtfully. "Oh, it's okay," he said, relieved. "It's just a man with a flamethrower."
