It's somehow a let-down when you list your symptoms -- the sudden crippling muscle pains, the chills, the unexpected projectile vomiting -- and vaguely expect the doctor to look impressed, and say something about naming the disease after you and getting a Nobel Prize, and instead being told that yes, it's 'flu. I mean, I can't even type right now (it hurts too much -- but I figure one blogger post is easier than replying to emails), and it's... 'flu.